Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
Vodquila: You might as well just give up.
so where ccan i get this? now?
Fettelite from Germany (by Joy Desor)
Fettelite is a mercury-bearing sulfide mineral.
I THINK I JUST DIED
I don’t know why, but this is far funnier than it should be
The countdown has begun…
10 days! Oh my god!
131103 - in memoriam my most positive thought